Prepare three envelopes

Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three envelopes number 1, 2 and 3. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," the departing CEO said.


What do you call an Irishman on the rebound?

Rick O’Shea

Why did Dennis Rodman get so many women?

Because he was the ultimate Rebound guy.

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What is the modern term for rebound sex?

An after thot.

This guy’s walking home from work, really late, in the pitch black of night...

There isn’t another soul on the street.

Suddenly, from out of the gloom, comes an ominous bump...bump…bump.

He looks behind him and spots a furtive, shadowy thing coming down the street after him.

Unnerved, he picks up his pace, finally breaking into a panicked run.


Password security questions for the depressed

What is the name of your least favorite child?

In what year did you abandon your dreams?

What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?

At what age did your childhood pet run away?

What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?

In what city did you first...

Jesus Saves

And He always gets the rebound

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Green Glitter

One afternoon, after another un-exciting day in high school, a girl decides that she wants to start dating. Knowing she needs his approval, the girl goes to ask her dad. Dad responds, "I will test these boys on the first date, somehow, someway, to be sure that they are right for you!" Frustrated, sh...

I used to be addicted to basketball...

but I rebounded.

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