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Get Well Jokes

I told my friend with mesothelioma to get well soon.

He told me he was trying asbestos he could.

Here's one I came up with tonight: What kind of rocks are best at making "get well soon" cards?

Sentimentary rocks.

My friend said she couldn't afford to pay her huge water bill

So I sent her a "get well soon" card.

An Irishman's philosophy...there are only two things to worry about..

Either you are well, or you are sick.

If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you're sick, there are two things to worry about.

Either you will get well, or you will die.

If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.

But if you die, there ...

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