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Bombed Jokes

The Russians bombed a cemetery yesterday.

There were no survivors

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Do you know why Oppenheimer bombed in japan?

They had already seen it

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A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese.

His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'

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A farm was bombed and only one cow survived.

All the udders died.

If isis gets bombed

They'll be called waswas

Where did sally go when her village was bombed?

Everywhere

What does a redditor in the military say when his station is bombed?

Damn, this post blew up

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What did Roosevelt say after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?

I won't stand for this.

What did Russia say after Trump bombed Syria?

"This is Syria's business."

I tried to make a living as a comedian, but I constantly bombed every sets.

So I joined Al Qaeda instead.

A Spanish madman recently bombed a train station...

Everybody's saying he had loco motives.

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