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Bodybuilders Jokes

Did you guys hear about those two bodybuilders that got divorced?

Apparently their relationship just wasn't working out.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in the world’s heaviest light bulb?

Just one, it’s light work.

Two dead bodybuilders meet each other in hell

Dude 1: Hey there man, you know where I can get a protein shake around here?


Dude 2: There’s no whey in hell

What do undead bodybuilders crave?

*"gaaaaains...."*

Bodybuilders agree on most methods of building muscle...

but they can never agree on which is the best whey.

What laundry detergent do bodybuilders use?

Gainz

Where do bodybuilders buy groceries?

Swole Foods

Why do all bodybuilders train their Abs?

It's practically oblique-atory

What do bodybuilders say when they run out of protein?

No whey!

How do bodybuilders combat coronavirus?

Whey Isolate

Two bodybuilders walk into a bar.

"Ouch," says the bar.

What do zombie bodybuilders want more than anything?

GaaAAAiiNnns!!

Two bodybuilders went on a funeral.

They gave their condolances and waited in the crowd. After some time the family was about to lift the coffin of the deceased when one of the bodybuilders said, dude let's go, I'm bored. The other replied, wait, I wanna see this deadlift.

There's nothing worse than a bunch of demanding bodybuilders

They always have to get their whey

I can’t stand bodybuilders who smoke weed.

They always act so high and mighty.

What is a bodybuilders favorite subject?

Physiques

Why do bodybuilders get huge when they consume protein?

Because they eat whey too much

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If wrestlers have biceps, and bodybuilders have triceps, what do surgeons have?

Forceps
(I hate my shit life)

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

What do really jacked guys and moms have in common?

They are both bodybuilders.

A bar owner puts out a challenge

He puts an ad in the paper saying that if anyone can beat his bartender in a feat of strength, then he will give them 10,000$. So people come from all over trying to win the money, bodybuilders, construction workers, boxers, but nobody can beat him. In order to win, they must squeeze just one drop o...

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