While doing his rounds on a cruise ship out at sea, a porter on a cruise ship comes across a homeless man sleeping in a lifeboat. He wakes the man up and asks him why he's there.
"I'm homeless, obviously, just looking for somewhere to lay my head," the homeless man replies.
"Give me on...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are in a carnival
Watching a juggler juggle 4 burning fire brands. He notices that the four are quite short and are on their tiptoes just to be able to have a glance at his juggling skills.
Being the showman, he jumps on to a large wooden box while still keeping the firebrands juggling and asks, "Can y'all ge...
There's an up-and-coming wrestler, and I mean a real wrestler not that glitzy camp showman stuff. Sweat and muscle. And he's good; with the able assistance of his manager, he's rising steadily in the ranks.
In fact he's so good, that he decides he can do it - he asks his manager to set up a t...
Made this joke up at my great grandmother's house while she was baking today.
One day a baker is trying to sell his bread on the streets but nobody will buy it. He goes home and on the way meets a witch. The witch tells the baker, "I'll make your bread the most special bread in the world! No other bread will be like to bread you make, but you have to pay be 50 gold!" The b...
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So a guy and his frog walk into a bar.
And he has a few to many drinks by himself and the bartender begins to worry. The man asked for another pint.
"I think you've had a few to many," the bartender responds.
He replies in a drunken tone, "I'm a traveling showman, and I have a million dollar act. If I show it to you, can I ...