Dentist: "You have three cavities. Do you want to have them all filled today?"

"Woah woah, we just met, let's start with fixing my teeth, then we'll see about that"

A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked for cavities

The Dentist: "Woah, that's a HUGE cavity - a HUGE cavity!"

The Man: "Enough, Doc, I heard you the first time!"

The Dentist: "Sorry, that was an echo."

[OC] My dentist told me that he needed to look for cavities.

I just wish he had put a glove on before he stuck his finger up my ass!

Did you know the ancient Stoics never got cavities?

They were implacable.

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What do tooth cavities and anal cavities have in common?

They both feel better when they get filled in.

If I had a medal for every time I've gotten to the two minute timer on my electric toothbrush...

I still wouldn't have enough metal for all the damn cavities.

A mans wife goes in for a dental checkup.

After the appointment the doctor comes out to greet the man.

The man says "how was it?"

The doctor replies "Your wife has a lot of cavities that need to be filled."

The man replies "that must be hard on you."

The doctor replies "Not really I get paid every month to dril...

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Another great salesman

One day the manager of a door-to-door toothbrush sales business calls in his three new employees.

He asks the first guy, "how much did you sell today?"

"Well, I sold 30 toothbrushes."

"That's not bad for your first day," replies the manager, "what was your sales technique?"
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what does a family dentist and a pedophile have in common?

They both fill little kids' cavities.

Original by me.

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Why did the blonde start rubbing toothpaste on her vagina?

She heard it helps reduce cavities.

What's one thing in common with a dentist and a necrophiliac?

They both love cavities.

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