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Become Pregnant Jokes

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Angel: "Mary, you will become pregnant while remaining a virgin."

Mary: "No fucking way?!"

Angel: "Yes the no fucking way."

Why didn’t Barbie become pregnant?

Because Ken came in another box.

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Why didn’t the girl having sex with the vampire become pregnant

Because he wasn’t invited to come inside

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In the mid-1200s, the Arabs found that women would not become pregnant if a sheep intestine was placed around the penis during sex.

When the practice came to Europe, it was immediately discovered that the intestine should first be removed from the sheep.

TIL that there are two things in the air that can cause women to become pregnant...

Their legs.

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A couple left the gynecologist’s office with the wife in tears. They were just told that she could never become pregnant and they would never have the family they both desired so fervently.

Suddenly, a masked man appeared before them.

"I think I can help you," he said, handing them a card. "Why are you masked?" the husband asked. "Because the government has declared our activities illegal. Go to the address on this card. The doctor will take a scraping from your mouth and cultur...

Scientists recently discovered something in the air that causes women to become pregnant -

Their legs

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Hermaphrodite asks a doctor about the best way to become pregnant.

After recommending a specialist the hermaphrodite responded "I have already tried a specialist, but they told me to go fuck myself".

- “Mum, mum!”

- “Yes, Katie, what’s going on?”
- “Can an 8 year old girl become pregnant?”
- “No. Of course not”
- “Hooray!!”

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The tale of Jim and Bob

So Jim and Bob are two farmer's sons. They grew up together and became the best of friends.

Now one evening, Jim was working over at Bob's farm for the day when a terrible storm started up. After Jim and Bob ran to Bob's house to stay out of the rain. The storm grew worse and worse, to the po...

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One Sunday morning, a woman walks into a church and sits in the confession booth. She says "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest replies, "Tell me what you have done my daughter, and by gods grace you will be forgiven." So she confesses to the priest, "I have become pregnant, and I belie...

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Condom holes

I’m starting to suspect my blonde girlfriend wants to become pregnant. She keeps poking holes in my condoms before we have sex. I just wish she would do it before I put it on.

2 Men are sitting in a bar.

One man asked the other
-tell me do you ever take your wife in the other hole?

-no, then she would become pregnant.

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