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Beats Per Minute Jokes

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What does masturbation and music have in common?

They're both measured in Beats Per Minute

What's does Drum and Bass have in common with my crying son?

160 beats per minute

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Spooky Halloween time!

Along a dark road. On a dark night, a man was walking home. A fog rolls in. The man puts his ear buds in. Listening to classical. A little bit of Bach never hurt anyone. The man, in the middle of "Toccata and Fugue in D minor" hears a loud bang behind him.

It wasn't metal or a gun or a firewo...

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