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Barcode Jokes

Why do Norwegians have barcodes on their battleships?

So they can Scandinavian

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Why did Norway’s Navy have barcodes on all the ships?

So when they come back into port they can Scandinavian...

Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships?

So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian.

Why do Norwegian warships have a barcode on their stern?

So they can Scandinavian.

I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a customer with her barcode reader for being rude.

The look on his face was priceless.

Hey guys, why did Vikings put barcodes on there battleship?

So when they get back to the port, they can scan-the-navy-in!

Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes printed on the sides?

So that when they return to port they can scandinavyin.

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Why do Nordic boats have barcodes on them?

So after they get back from war, they can Scandinavian.

Why do Norwegian boats have barcodes on them? (Old but gold)

To Scandinavyin

Why do the Swedish have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So they can Scandinavian.

(Sorry, my personal favourite joke)

Must be hard understanding Barcodes...

You gotta read between the lines.

Why do Icelandic ships have barcodes?

The striking dock workers complained there is Norway they can go to a ship with a clipboard, Denmark it as arrived and Finnish the whole business before sunset. New tech helped Sweden the deal.

At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode...

I asked, "Are you two an item?"

I'm not saying that the people in my city have bad teeth...

But a guy just went through the self scan checkout at Wal-Mart, smiled and the barcode scanner picked it up as an electric crockpot.

A shopper at the supermarket went to a cashier to check out.

He was in a hurry, trying to rush the groceries through and pack his cart at the same time. Then, in his haste, he accidentally tripped on the cart and fell headfirst onto the cashier's barcode scanner. The look on his face was priceless.

Swedish Navy

Why are Swedish frigates built with barcodes?

So everyone can Scandinavian.

Did you hear about the cashier who did tricks with the barcode machine, but still charged full price?

She was a scan artist.

What do you call an Ethiopian family photo?

A barcode

Yo mama's teeth are so bad

That when she smiled to the cashier at walmart, the barcode scanner picked it up as a set of saucepans

I was checking out a Jewish girl the other day.

Her barcode wouldn't scan.

I was visiting a Buddhist temple last week

Just for a tour, when I got there, there was a temple and a small market outside.

The place was amazing, so I decided to go and have a look at the small market outside it. When I got there, I noticed a small piece of paper on the floor, and it had a barcode on it and it read "One free blessin...

A Chinese student is quite good with mental calculation

... but has this habit of looking up whenever he does heavy calculation. He is a third-year student in a university, major in Computer Science. And he works part time in a convenient store near his uni. He doesn’t speak much on his part time job, but he is honest, hard working, and is well mannered ...

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A woman is walking around a grocery store...

...completing her shopping list. When she finally collects what she came for, she makes her way to the cashier and unloads her basket onto the conveyer.

The clerk begins to ring up her items;
He grabs her container of mixed salad greens and passes it over the barcode scanner. 'BOOP' sou...

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