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Baloon Jokes

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Hot Air Baloon

A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He lowers the balloon and shouts to a man he sees "Hey! I'm late for an appointment can you tell me where I am?!"

As he comes in closer the man below shouts back, "You're in hot air balloon about thirty feet off the ground!".

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I started a cold air baloon business

but Iā€™m having some trouble getting it off the ground

I used to talk alot about hot air baloons.

But now my friends say I can't bring it up.

Two baloons meet each other in a garden shop...

The first one says to the other:
Don't go that way, there's a cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

A childhood classic my dad used to tell me:

Q. Why was a frog flying?
A. Because he ate a helium baloon.

Q. Then why was a snake flying?
A. Because it ate the flying frog.

Q. Then why was the eagle flying?
A. Because it has wings

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