Avoids Jokes - 5 Hilarious Avoids Jokes

My mailman is very reticent and avoids small talk.

He is a man of few words but a lot of letters.

What's fat, orange and that everyone avoids?

A traffic cone.

*what did you expect?*

Give a man a fish he eats for a day. What happens if you teach a man to duck?

He avoids walking into a bar.

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So, I man is very under endowed and avoids sex before his wedding night.

In the dark he takes his bride's hand and puts it on his penis. She says "No thanks. I don't smoke."

What kind of dinosaur avoids manual labour?

Mybakisaur.

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