A Kentucky farmer visits his farmer cousin in Ireland. The Irish farmer lives alone and the Kentucky Farmer asks how he avoids loneliness. Irish farmer says "The Sheep." "I could never!" replies the Kentucky Farmer. "Sure you could." The Irish farmer retorts...
"...Just pretend it's a chicken."
What's fat, orange and that everyone avoids?
A traffic cone.
*what did you expect?*
Give a man a fish he eats for a day. What happens if you teach a man to duck?
He avoids walking into a bar.
An Englishman, An Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar...
The Welshman ducks and avoids hurting himself.