What did the gardener say when he found a guy high on weed?
Keep off the grass
My dating profile says I’m an adrenaline junky who laughs in the face of danger and my hobbies include walking on thousands of blades bare footed for fun. I just love the way the blades tickle my feet and there is no way I’m going to be stopped
by a “Keep off the Grass” sign.
A blonde woman is taking a walk around the neighborhood, pushing a pram with her baby in it..
An elderly woman walking towards them stops, looks into the stroller and says, "What a beautiful baby! What sign was he conceived under?"
The blonde blushes slightly and replies, "It said 'Keep off the grass'."