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Authors Jokes

Critics are to authors

what dogs are to lamp-posts.

Too many authors to cite?

No problem et al

There is an ideal number of authors on academic publications

It is better to have Loved & Lost, than to have Never, Loved, et al.

Book titles and authors: Don’t fall off the cliff

By Ilene Dover

“Isn’t all contemporary fiction just a retelling of older stories, arranged in such a way as to appeal to the broadest population, given their familiarity with technological advancements that would seem magical to authors of earlier ages….

…” I asked the chicken as we both stood on the sidewalk. It suddenly and without comment walked across the road.

“Hey,” I called after the chicken, “why’d you do that?!”

What kind of lotion do authors apply at the beach?

Writers block.

I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels.

She said "Try Sarah Topps!"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A range of alcoholic drinks is being produced named after famous authors

.... Dickens Cider is proving very popular

You know what they say about citing a source with more than 2 authors..

It's not hard et al.

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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