I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth
Because they think that Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair.
Who is Macbeth's clean cousin?
Macbath
How does Lady Macbeth walk her dog?
She yells, "out damned Spot!"
Macbeth.docx
That's a play on word
Who Is the Greatest Chicken-killer in Shakespeare?
Macbeth, because to be fair he did murder most foul.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
An actor was playing the role of Macbeth
And he was delivering his soliloquy so poorly that the audience began to boo him loudly. Halfway through, the actor stopped and yelled "Give me a break! I'm just an actor, I didn't write this crap!"
I saw a couple of kids having an argument about Shakespeare
One was yelling about Macbeth. The other was yelling about Hamlet.
I thought it was much ado about nothing.
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