I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth

Because they think that Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair.

Who is Macbeth's clean cousin?

Macbath

How does Lady Macbeth walk her dog?

She yells, "out damned Spot!"

Macbeth.docx

That's a play on word

Who Is the Greatest Chicken-killer in Shakespeare?

Macbeth, because to be fair he did murder most foul.

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An actor was playing the role of Macbeth

And he was delivering his soliloquy so poorly that the audience began to boo him loudly. Halfway through, the actor stopped and yelled "Give me a break! I'm just an actor, I didn't write this crap!"

I saw a couple of kids having an argument about Shakespeare

One was yelling about Macbeth. The other was yelling about Hamlet.

I thought it was much ado about nothing.

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