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Macbeth Jokes

I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth

Because they think that Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair.

Who is Macbeth's clean cousin?

Macbath

Lady MacBeth grew weary of holding the door open.

"Out!" she lamented, "Out, damned Spot!"

Who Is the Greatest Chicken-killer in Shakespeare?

Macbeth, because to be fair he did murder most foul.

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That's a play on word

I saw a couple of kids having an argument about Shakespeare

One was yelling about Macbeth. The other was yelling about Hamlet.

I thought it was much ado about nothing.

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An actor was playing the role of Macbeth

And he was delivering his soliloquy so poorly that the audience began to boo him loudly. Halfway through, the actor stopped and yelled "Give me a break! I'm just an actor, I didn't write this crap!"

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