I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth

Because they think that Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair.

Who is Macbeth's clean cousin?

Macbath

I was asked by an Arabic king to educate one of his friends in English literature, he didn’t get some of the lines and jokes in Hamlet, Macbeth and King Lear. I had to give up after a while as I was having no luck.

I don’t know what I expected though, having never taught Sheikh’s peer before.

Who Is the Greatest Chicken-killer in Shakespeare?

Macbeth, because to be fair he did murder most foul.

How does Lady Macbeth walk her dog?

She yells, "out damned Spot!"

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An actor was playing the role of Macbeth

And he was delivering his soliloquy so poorly that the audience began to boo him loudly. Halfway through, the actor stopped and yelled "Give me a break! I'm just an actor, I didn't write this crap!"

Macbeth.docx

That's a play on word

I saw a couple of kids having an argument about Shakespeare

One was yelling about Macbeth. The other was yelling about Hamlet.

I thought it was much ado about nothing.

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