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How do two arsonists hook up?

A Match on Tinder.

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I've just joined a dating group for arsonists.

It's great, they send me new matches every day.

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Why are arsonists fun people to be around

They light up the room every time they enter

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The Arsonists Anonymous meeting went great last night

They got along like a house on fire.

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What’s an arsonists favourite malaphor

“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it”

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What do arsonists and electricity have in common?

They both light up buildings

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Why do beef arsonists like to work out?

It burns cow-lories

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