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Arsonists Jokes

How do two arsonists hook up?

A Match on Tinder.

I've just joined a dating group for arsonists.

It's great, they send me new matches every day.

Why are arsonists fun people to be around

They light up the room every time they enter

The Arsonists Anonymous meeting went great last night

They got along like a house on fire.

What’s an arsonists favourite malaphor

“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it”

What do arsonists and electricity have in common?

They both light up buildings

Why do beef arsonists like to work out?

It burns cow-lories

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