Armbands Jokes - 2 Hilarious Armbands Jokes

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Why do Russians wear white armbands

so they have something to wave when they surrender

I nearly drowned in the swimming pool today.

There was a really fit lifeguard who kept smiling at me so I thought I would do something to impress her.

So I took off my armbands

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