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How does hitler go about renting a car?

He heirs one

A Soldier I was renting a house to did a runner

And owes me 6 months rent. He said he was a General but I've since discovered he is a Left Tenant.

I once shared renting a property with a man from the army...

...I took the right half, and he was the left tenant.

What does a pirate call renting cheap accomodation?

Arr'Bnb.

I’m moving to North Carolina and I think I’m going to buy a house instead of renting

I hear the market is flooded right now

Renting a dirty video

A blonde decides to do something she"s never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back.

After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating.She drives home, lights some candles...

Last week, I discovered a colony of black ants in my kitchen.

They live in a crack in my kitchen wall.

This kitchen is in the apartment flat I'm renting by myself.

I've counted a total of seven ants crawling out of the crack, and there's presumably one queen inside too.

I know there's a queen because just yesterday, one male ant was gone, ...

For some reason, I have a hard time renting trailers.

I never seem to pull it off without a hitch.

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