I was doing some home renovations and I was knocking down a wall, only to find a secret unfurnished room behind it...

...then I remembered we live in a duplex.

‌‌Yoda i‌‌s w‌‌orking a‌‌t a‌‌ h‌‌otel a‌‌s a‌‌ c‌‌oncierge a‌‌nd a‌‌ m‌‌an w‌‌alks u‌‌p t‌‌o t‌‌he d‌‌esk

Yoda: Hello, welcome, you are.

Man: Hi, I'd like to book a triplex for the weekend.

Yoda: Sorry I am, only duplex we have.

Man: Are you sure? I really need the triplex.

Yoda: There is no tri, only du.

A house divided . . .

Is a duplex

Gotta reduce our costs

After the Wall Street crisis, this executive got a got smaller bonus, so he comes home to his 5th avenue duplex and says to his wife:

- Honey, times are tough now, so if you could learn how to clean and cook, we could get rid of the maid and the cook and save money.

- great idea! Now i...

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