An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar
The first mathematician orders a beer
The second orders half a beer
"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies
"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2
"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender rema...
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Why do technicolor pigs have great breath?
Because the have a lot of pigments.
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