Androids Jokes - 10 Hilarious Androids Jokes

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth payin...

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What do androids take when they have a cough?

Robotussin.

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The two men were in an argument about iPhones vs Androids

It was quite the deviceive issue!

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How many androids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

They are very efficient and not funny.

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Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Yes, but it takes a lot of ram.

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

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Why do Stormtroopers only have iPhones?

Because they couldn't find the Androids they were looking for!

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Three tech owners are sitting in a room together.

The first, the owner of Samsung, says “I call my phones Androids because I named it after my penis, because it’s a machine!”

The second, Steve Jobs, said, “Me too! I named it Apple because girls like to suck my penis like a candied apple!

Bill Gates slowly stood up, and quietly left th...

Why don't robots like apples?

They're androids.

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What do iPhone users and Future Trunks have in common?

They both really hate Androids.

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