The two men were in an argument about iPhones vs Androids
It was quite the deviceive issue!
How many androids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They are very efficient and not funny.
A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive
"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth payin...
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Three tech owners are sitting in a room together.
The first, the owner of Samsung, says “I call my phones Androids because I named it after my penis, because it’s a machine!”
The second, Steve Jobs, said, “Me too! I named it Apple because girls like to suck my penis like a candied apple!
Bill Gates slowly stood up, and quietly left th...
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Yes, but it takes a lot of ram.
Why do Stormtroopers only have iPhones?
Because they couldn't find the Androids they were looking for!
How are baby androids born?
From their mother's computerus.
Why do androids go to Africa to party?
Because Botswana have fun.
Why don't robots like apples?
What do iPhone users and Future Trunks have in common?
They both really hate Androids.