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Androids Jokes

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth payin...

What do androids take when they have a cough?

Robotussin.

The two men were in an argument about iPhones vs Androids

It was quite the deviceive issue!

How many androids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

They are very efficient and not funny.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Yes, but it takes a lot of ram.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Why do Stormtroopers only have iPhones?

Because they couldn't find the Androids they were looking for!

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Three tech owners are sitting in a room together.

The first, the owner of Samsung, says “I call my phones Androids because I named it after my penis, because it’s a machine!”

The second, Steve Jobs, said, “Me too! I named it Apple because girls like to suck my penis like a candied apple!

Bill Gates slowly stood up, and quietly left th...

Why don't robots like apples?

They're androids.

What do iPhone users and Future Trunks have in common?

They both really hate Androids.

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