And the barkeeper says "Mr. Livingstone, I presume?".
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Why was the stone golem mad at her husband?
Because he was always taking her for granite.
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What kind of stone are golems made from?
Israelite
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A man walks into a Coffee Shop
And orders an espresso. While drinking it, a massively scarred Norwegian dude stumbles in the bar. "What happened?" The man asks as he downs his espresso. "There's a Chupacabra 10km east from here." The Norwegian dude rasps before dying. So the Man gets on his tricycle and travels 10km east...
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