And the barkeeper says "Mr. Livingstone, I presume?".
Why was the stone golem mad at her husband?
Because he was always taking her for granite.
What kind of stone are golems made from?
A man walks into a Coffee Shop
And orders an espresso. While drinking it, a massively scarred Norwegian dude stumbles in the bar. "What happened?" The man asks as he downs his espresso. "There's a Chupacabra 10km east from here." The Norwegian dude rasps before dying. So the Man gets on his tricycle and travels 10km east...