A Golem walks into a bar...

And the barkeeper says "Mr. Livingstone, I presume?".

Why was the stone golem mad at her husband?

Because he was always taking her for granite.

What kind of stone are golems made from?

Israelite

A man walks into a Coffee Shop

And orders an espresso. While drinking it, a massively scarred Norwegian dude stumbles in the bar.
"What happened?" The man asks as he downs his espresso.
"There's a Chupacabra 10km east from here." The Norwegian dude rasps before dying.
So the Man gets on his tricycle and travels 10km east...

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