Analogies Jokes - 13 Hilarious Analogies Jokes

I'm as bad at analogies as a bald man in a tree

that's it

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Analogies are like ham sandwiches.

I am currently making one.

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Car analogies

are the Toyota Corollas of linguistic comparisons.

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Analogies Are like bagels on a trampoline:

They don't always work.

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My girlfriend told me she loves analogies

I told her that's great, but I'm still trying to figure out what ogies are.

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Jedi Knights love analogies.

"Metaphors be with you!"

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Don't try using analogies to argue with others.

It's like trying to teach a pigeon chess.

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My analogies are like the world’s best crafted poems

Terrible

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I asked my proctologist if it's okay for me to use euphemisms...

He said analogies would be better.

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My hayfever makes me sneeze like my dairy intolerance makes me fart.

I hate my analogies.

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Every time I come up with a new metaphor it makes me sneeze.

It really sets off my analogies.

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Did you hear about that proctologist who became an English teacher?

Did you hear about the proctologist who became and English teacher? He specializes in teaching analogies.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Some good tips for your English class.

1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
4. Employ the vernacular.
5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
7. It...

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