I told her that's great, but I'm still trying to figure out what ogies are.
Someone once said I was bad at analogies...
I said to them "that's like saying I'm bad at analogies."
What do Jedi Knights say to encourage the use of analogies?
Metaphors be with you
Don't try using analogies to argue with others.
It's like trying to teach a pigeon chess.
My analogies are like the world’s best crafted poems
My hayfever makes me sneeze like my dairy intolerance makes me fart.
I hate my analogies.
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Some good tips for your English class.
1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.) 4. Employ the vernacular. 5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. 7. It...
Every time I come up with a new metaphor it makes me sneeze.
It really sets off my analogies.
Did you hear about that proctologist who became an English teacher?
Did you hear about the proctologist who became and English teacher? He specializes in teaching analogies.