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Contradictions Jokes

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The three things I hate the most in this world...

...are racists, Chinese people, and contradictions.

A man, his wife and the doctor are in the hospital while the wife gives birth

Husband: are you ok?

Wife: I am ok, I’m really not, this feels great, this is the worst pain of my life

Husband: what does this mean?

Doctor: don’t worry, those are just the contradictions

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