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All Day Breakfast Jokes

"McDonald's sales soar thanks to all day breakfast"

In unrelated news toilet paper stocks have risen and plumber businesses have been unable to keep up with demands for work.

Panic.

The wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in I found her collapsed on the floor.

I was in a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do.

Then I remembered.

The local pub does an all day breakfast for 3.99.

I woke up to find my wife lying unconscious on the kitchen floor..

At first I panicked, then remembered that McDonalds does all day breakfast.

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A duck walks into a bar...

One lunchtime a duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and an all day breakfast.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Fucking hell! You're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you can talk!" exclaims the bartender.

"I see your ears a...

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