I said "I'm too easy going. People always take advantage of my good nature"
He said "What do you want me to do?"
I said "I want you to refer me to a self-assertiveness course"
He said "No you don't"
I said "You're right, I don't"
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A priest and his buddy are having a shooting competition down at the range...
The priest went first. He aimed his rifle and shot at the target, hitting a perfect bullseye. His friend went next, aimed, and fired way off course, missing the target completely. He angrily exclaims, "Shit, I missed!"
The priest, upon hearing this, warns his friend, telling him "You better w...