The first husband looks at his wife and says “Can you pass the sugar, sugar?”
The second husband looks at his wife and says “Can you pass the honey, honey?”
The third wife gets all giddy and expectantly looks at her husband, waiting for his remark. He turns to look at her and s...
Three Christian mothers are having afternoon tea and boast about their sons.
The first mother says, "My son is the worship band leader. When he walks past the congregation, they go:
'Oh worship leader! Oh worship leader!'"
"Wow, that's great!" they exclaim.
Not to be outdone, the second mother adds, "Well, MY son is the pastor. When he walks past the chu...
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Doc, you gotta help me!
A man goes to the doctors and says "Doc, you gotta help me!"
The doctor says "What's your problem?"
The guy says "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'.. I give the missus a quick one, then go to work. On the way to work I car pool with the next door neighbor's wife who gi...
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex.
My girlfriend got mad at me when I invited her to afternoon tea by the Australia exhibit.
I don't understand. She said she wanted some koala teatime together.
I saw some people building a new bridge near me. Every lunch break they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins.
It was very civil engineering.
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