I know a film director that only hires overweight actors and actresses, even if they're terrible.

I think it's flabbercasting.

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What’s the difference between how daredevils and porn actresses become famous?

Daredevils get famous because of their cunning stunts.

(I thought that one up myself)

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Why are porn actresses always in a hurry.

Because they working against the cock.

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What do porn actresses say to each other when they see a hot new hunk on set?

Get a load of that guy!

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A guy dies and suddenly finds himself in Hell...

He trepidatiously follows the crowd towards the Gates of Hell. He finds a demon holding a piece of cardboard with his name on it.

"Craig?," asks the demon as the man approaches.

"Y... yes," answers Craig, unsure of how to handle the situation.

"Hi. I'm Ed. I know what you're thi...

You know how all these actresses are pulling out of Georgia over the abortion thing...





don't they know that isn't effective birth control?

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NSFW Porn actors/actresses aren’t just good at sex.

They’re fucking professionals!

Actresses and actors who lose an Oscar all get the opportunity to act together.

Happy for the person who won.

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A gallup poll asked 100 porn actresses if...

they would be willing to have sex with Donald Trump for money. 10% said yes, 20% said no and 70% said ”no, not again”

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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Irish county lottery (my step mother's joke)

(Imagine it said with an Irish brogue). Mrs. O'Leary wins the limerick county lottery. All of her friends ask Her what she's going to do with all the money! "A new car?", "A vacation?", " A fur coat?". Mrs. O'Leary tells them all:" Oh no, I've always wanted to have a milk bath like all those famous...

What was Tom Cruises first marriage called?

The Manchild vs. Kidman


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Please go easy, I know it’s not a very current topic but I just came up with the pun on this wonderful actresses name.

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Three men are dying...

Three old men are on their deathbeds. The first says "I've lived a good life. I've supported my family, I've donated to charity, I've lived a good life. But my greatest disappointment is never having sex with an absolutely beautiful woman."

The second man says "I'm a very rich man. I have sev...

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The best part of having a 75" TV is watching porn.

Now all the actresses look as wide as my wife.

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