What does Audrey Hepburn say when you go down on her?
How *kind* of you to let me come.
Martin Scorcese dies and goes to heaven
He's met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. He says "God has been waiting for you to die. He is going to produce the greatest production in history and wants you to direct. He's signed Shakespeare to write the screenplay. Michelangelo is the art director. Beethoven is writing the music." ...