1977 Jokes

He would have started sooner, but he was stuck in traffic.

“Let’s see, today is May 6, 1967, so your car will be delivered on… May 6, 1977.”

“In the morning or afternoon?”

“Why does that matter?”

“I have the plumber coming in the morning.”

In 1977 Nasa launched the Voyager Spacecraft into space. The spacecraft contained multiple pieces of music, among other things, including J. S. Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 2. It's likely that extra-terrestrial life will have developed a fondness of German Classical music and will one day come to... read more

and meet God at the gate. God tells them that he will give them cars to drive into heaven, but first they have to tell him how many times they cheated on their wives, and they shouldn't bother lying because he has a big record book of every person's actions.

God turns to the first man and ask... read more