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Epoch Jokes

First trip to the USA

My friend and I visited the USA. We landed at LAX and after an epoch, we cleared Homeland Security and got our luggage.

My friend immediately pulled out a pair of brown, furry, shoulder length gloves and pulled them on. I stared at him. He looked ridiculous - the gloves even had claws. ...

What do you say when someone uses age instead of era?

Epoch fail.

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When the Jews wandered in a desert for four whole decades,

surely it went from epic fail to epoch fail

What do you call the death of the Trilobites?

An Epoch fail!

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