Just woke up from a dream about Roman numerals 5, 4, 1, and 500.
It was VIVID.
I heard people are trying to ban roman numerals.
Not on my watch.
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals
I M LIVID
Who is in favour of bringing Roman numerals back into use?
I for one.
My dad recently told me a joke that was based on Ancient Roman Numerals.
I for one thought it very funny.
Pirate Ship Captain: Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
Crew: I I captain.
My friend told me she doesn't like Roman Numerals because you can't make puns from them.
I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.
The Government are looking to stop doing Roman numerals on clocks!
Not on my watch
After learning about Roman Numerals, no wonder they had so many orgies:
...the sixty-nine position took 4 people!
Roman numerals, ey...
What are they good IV?
HIV is roman numerals for high five
Pass it on
My sons teacher called me today to tell me he'd hit a classmate with a set of Roman numerals.
That's not what I meant when I told him he should give bullies the old one-two.
I asked these people how to write 509 in Roman numerals but they won't tell me
What a bunch of DIX
Why is there so much hate around Roman Numeral Jokes?
I, for one, like Roman numerals
A lot of people find Roman numerals to be confusing, but I for one
V for 5, X for 10, L for 50...
I, for one, like Roman numerals,
Or the number of days it's been since someone has reposted this joke.
How are women like converting Roman numerals?
My X always turns into a 10.
We all know that Barney the Dinosaur is a LOVABLE PURPLE DINOSAUR.
In ancient Rome, there was no letter U, so they used a V instead, making Barney a LOVABLE PVRPLE DINOSAVR.
Now eliminate all the letters that are not Roman numerals. We are left with LVL VL DIV.
Next, let's refresh your brain. I=1, V=5, L=50, D=500.
When we add it all up, we get...
Some guy just tried to tell me i can't be 443 years old and i don't undertand roman numerals
My History teacher got so angry that I couldn't translate the sequence 50,1,5,1,500 into Roman Numerals
You could almost say he was Livid.
You may be surprised to know that Roman numerals are actually very easy to do Algebra with
X is always equal to 10.
Yo mamma is so old…
…that her social security number is written with Roman numerals.
During Math class teacher asks.....
Teacher : What is 4000 in Roman Numerals?
Me : Mmmm....
Teacher : Well done!
Roman Numerals are very interesting... [LONG JOKE]
You turn on the radio one morning to find another one of those Rap songs where every 4th word is a swear. Naturally the Radio bleeps it out, but you realize that it sounds familiar. You realize that the rappers are speaking in Morse code.
Your eyes widen as you swerve over onto the shoulder ...
There are eleven types of people in the world
Those who understand Roman numerals, and those who don't.
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In 450 BC a Greek and a Roman are sitting around, discussing who has more reason to be proud of their heritage
Roman: We are clearly the superior society, after all, we invented aqueducts so cities and fields alike could grow
Greek: Perhaps, but we invented the water mill for grinding abundant grain, so that it could be stored and feed the people. Plus, we developed cartography, mapping out the world....
What does HIV actually mean?
Roman numerals for a high-five, of course.
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A student, a pirate, and a Redditor are in class.
Teacher: Who wants to learn Roman numerals? Student: I, for one. Pirate: Aye aye! Ie ie ie, goes the redditor, knowing how many times this joke has been reposted.
Stolen from r/DadJokes.
## Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....
It makes me LIVID.
Two 5th graders are doing Math homework.
One tells the other, "I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."
The other lowers her glasses and says, "IC."