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I told her I hope she gets a "C".

Until I get to 159.

Then it just CLIX

Then it just CLIX

It was VIVID.

Not on my watch.

I M LIVID

I for one.

I for one thought it very funny.

Crew: I I captain.

I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.

Not on my watch

...the sixty-nine position took 4 people!

What are they good IV?

Pass it on

That's not what I meant when I told him he should give bullies the old one-two.

What a bunch of DIX

I, for one, like Roman numerals

V for 5, X for 10, L for 50...

Or the number of days it's been since someone has reposted this joke.

My X always turns into a 10.

In ancient Rome, there was no letter U, so they used a V instead, making Barney a LOVABLE PVRPLE DINOSAVR.

Now eliminate all the letters that are not Roman numerals. We are left with LVL VL DIV.

Next, let's refresh your brain. I=1, V=5, L=50, D=500.

When we add it all up, we get...

Now eliminate all the letters that are not Roman numerals. We are left with LVL VL DIV.

Next, let's refresh your brain. I=1, V=5, L=50, D=500.

When we add it all up, we get...

i'm LIVID

You could almost say he was Livid.

X is always equal to 10.

…that her social security number is written with Roman numerals.

Teacher : What is 4000 in Roman Numerals?

Me : Mmmm....

Teacher : Well done!

Me : Mmmm....

Teacher : Well done!

You turn on the radio one morning to find another one of those Rap songs where every 4th word is a swear. Naturally the Radio bleeps it out, but you realize that it sounds familiar. You realize that the rappers are speaking in Morse code.

Your eyes widen as you swerve over onto the shoulder ...

Your eyes widen as you swerve over onto the shoulder ...

Those who understand Roman numerals, and those who don't.

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Roman: We are clearly the superior society, after all, we invented aqueducts so cities and fields alike could grow

Greek: Perhaps, but we invented the water mill for grinding abundant grain, so that it could be stored and feed the people. Plus, we developed cartography, mapping out the world....

Greek: Perhaps, but we invented the water mill for grinding abundant grain, so that it could be stored and feed the people. Plus, we developed cartography, mapping out the world....

Roman numerals for a high-five, of course.

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Teacher: Who wants to learn Roman numerals?

Student: I, for one.

Pirate: Aye aye!

Ie ie ie, goes the redditor, knowing how many times this joke has been reposted.

Student: I, for one.

Pirate: Aye aye!

Ie ie ie, goes the redditor, knowing how many times this joke has been reposted.

## Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....

It makes me LIVID.

It makes me LIVID.

One tells the other, "I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."

The other lowers her glasses and says, "IC."

The other lowers her glasses and says, "IC."

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