Paddy's daughter hadn't come home for over 5 years.
When she finally returned, Paddy cursed her heavily. "Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put me and your ma through?" T...
Did you know that US law protects dolphins from indefinite imprisonment?
Also know as the writ of habeas porpoise
A limerick writ for a Twit
An executive reckless and bitter
Made a fool of himself via Twitter
*"Please stop!"* they entreated
But in answer he Tweeted
*"If I do they might call me a quitter"*
Nobody rewarded me :(
I see people in the subreddit of ''GetMotivated'' writting stuff like ''I am a month free from alcohol'' or ''I am 3 months away from gambling'' and they get awards for doing that. Well I wrote there ''I am 3 months away from studying''. Nobody rewarded me. Thank you people of reddit!
I started writting an autobiography but I gave up...
Story of my life.