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My sister asked for me to bring her something hard to write on

I don't know why she became so mad. It's pretty fucking hard to write on sand.

What do bugs write on?

Flypaper!

Why was it difficult to write on papyrus?

Because it was reed only.

What did Capt. Ahab’s son write on his father’s cast?

“Get whale soon"

Is it better to write on a full stomach or an empty one?

It is better to write on paper

An older woman, well past child-bearing years went to a walk-in clinic where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the exam room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out the door, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem was, and she told him what had happened.
After hearing her out, he sat her down in another exam room and marched back to where the first doctor was and demanded, “what is the matter with you? That lady is over 60 years old, has four grown...

What did the cows write on their protest signs when the farmer made them social distance due to COVID?

We just want to be herd.

A child was recently forced to write on the chalk board until he died

He was sentenced to death

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What did the pedophile write on his Tinder profile?

Netflix and Chilldren

What would you write on the grave of a knight in shining armor?

RUST IN PEACE

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