Two altar boys catch a fish. One says, “look at this huge dam fish!”
The second altar boy says, “You shouldn’t swear like that! You’re an altar boy.”
The first says, “I wasn’t swearing. A dam fish is a type of fish that lives near a dam.”
The second altar boy says, “Oh, cool. That IS a huge dam fish! Let’s go show the priest!” So they run off.
Age brings wisdom
A cruel pet owner abandons his old dog in the deepest jungles of Africa. Wandering around, the poor old dog notices a leopard coming rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
Just then, the old dog noticed some bones laying on the ground close by. The dog immediately se...
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The cocky exponential function e^x is strolling along the road insulting the functions he sees walking by.
He scoffs at a wandering polynomial for the shortness of its Taylor series. He snickers at a passing smooth function of compact support and its glaring lack of a convergent power series about many of its points. He positively laughs as he passes |x| for being nondifferentiable at the origin. He smil...