Worships Jokes - 10 Hilarious Worships Jokes

My wife worships me

She puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday

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Did you hear about the new cult that worships testicles?

They are sacrilegious.

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What do you call someone who worships testicles?

I don't know but it sounds sacriligious to me.

What is the difference between someone who worships God & someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

There's new offshoot of the Catholic Church that worships a paper bag as the divine manifestation of the One, True God.

It's pretty sack-religious.

What do you call a british person who worships the greek gods?

A Teathen.

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>What do you call a person who worships god? [Maybe offensive]

\>>A jew

\>what do you call a person who worships a jew?

\>>Christian

There is a tribe in Africa that worships the number zero.

Is nothing sacred?

Rumor has it there is a cult that worships Earth as a deity and sees natural disasters as messages from Mother Gaia. It's called...

...The Order of Magnitude.

Did you hear about a Russian-speaking Indian?

He worships a moss cow

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