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What do you call someone who worships testicles?

I don't know but it sounds sacriligious to me.

What do you call a british person who worships the greek gods?

A Teathen.

There is a new cult called The Order of the Follicle that worships human hair.

Shaving is considered hair-esy.

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>What do you call a person who worships god? [Maybe offensive]

\>>A jew

\>what do you call a person who worships a jew?

\>>Christian

Did you hear about the new cult that worships fabrics?

They're Satinists.

Rumor has it there is a cult that worships Earth as a deity and sees natural disasters as messages from Mother Gaia. It's called...

...The Order of Magnitude.

My wife worships me

She puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday

What is the difference between someone who worships God & someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

There is a tribe in Africa that worships the number zero.

Is nothing sacred?

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confucious says man who worships the pussy....

puts his thrust in god.

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