Hinduism Jokes - 8 Hilarious Hinduism Jokes

I read about hinduism.

Then i said "holy cow!"

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What is the difference...

What's the difference between Christianity and Hinduism.

The Bible tells you to love everyone, but the Kama Sutra shows you how.

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A summary of the world's religions

Catholicism: .
Protestantism: Let this happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this always happen to us?
Hinduism: This has happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says ""
Rastafarianism: Let's roll up this and smoke...

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Some Religious Truths

TAOISM:

ZEN BUDDHISM: What is the sound of happening?

PROTESTANTISM: Let happen to someone else

ATHEISTS: for no apparent reason

HARE KRISHNA: / / Happens, happens/

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say...

I'm Becoming a Hindu

Son : Dad I want to learn about Hinduism

Dad : So are you going to be praying to your mother now?

Son : What are you talking about...

Dad : Hindus worship cows right?

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A comprehensive observation about common religions and religious practices.

Jainism: You must not disturb

Bhuddism: You must become one with the .

Taoism:

Shintoism: Our ancestors thought of this .

Hinduism: Eating meat makes you a person.

Paganism: Here's some that represents other .

Reform J...

I've Studied Various Religions

And here's what I found:

* Christianity was too cross.

* Islam kept dropping bombs on me.

* Buddhism kept repeating itself.

* Hinduism made me have a cow.

* and Judaism made my hair curl.

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