They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Edit: Alright I've got it lol, TIL churches have wi-fi
Edit 2: ok guys really I get it, churches have wif-fi, no need for every redditor to tell me, 200 is enough
Edit 3: I'm beginning to realise these edit...
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Why don't churches have WiFi?
They don't wanna compete with an invisible power that actually works.
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I'm not sure churches are the best places for PokèStops...
a priest just asked me in and offered me a Slowpoke
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Why is free Wi-Fi never seen in churches?
"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking" -George S. Patton
"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar; you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say." -George R. R. Martin
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What’s the difference between churches and cults?
Tax exempt status
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Several churches started having problems with squirrels damaging their buildings.
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.
At the Baptist church, the squirrels had ...
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Did you know that birds like hawks and falcons can commonly be found at churches?
That's because they're birds of pray.
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On Mothers day my churches handed o7t carnations to all the moms
On Father's day they handed out jumper cables. I kept quiet, because I drive an electric car, and didn't want to start anything.
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Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips? This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Si...
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What's the difference between churches and banks?
Both take your money but only one gives it back.
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Why are there no churches in space?
Without gravity there can be no mass.
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What do Finnish churches and Mortal Kombat have in common?
Finnish hymns
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A Higgs boson enters a church
And the priest says, "I'm sorry, we don't allow Higgs bosons in churches"
The Higgs replies, "but without me, you can't have mass"
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Why don’t they bake bread in churches?
It takes 3 days for the bread to rise
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It's really nice to see Churches embrace internet technology during this pandemic.
Our priest even bought my son his own Webcam.
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You know why churches dont have wifi?
Cause they don’t want to deal with an invisible power that actually works
Not original, a friend told it to me years ago.
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