Worshiped Jokes - 4 Hilarious Worshiped Jokes

Jesus Christ turned water into wine and got worshiped by millions.

I turned weed into cookies and now I have to wash dishes at an Olive Garden to pay rent.

I'm confused. My professor told me Nietzsche was 'an atheist who worshiped at the altar of nihilism'.

Is nothing sacred?

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as
gods.

Cats have never forgotten this.

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Men and the Egyptians...

Way back in time the Egyptians worshiped cats like Gods and Kings, which I thought was INCREDIBLY STUPID, not considering that just 10 minutes ago; I found myself Working for the Pussy...

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