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The cheapskate painter

A painter named Jack always tried to save a buck whenever he could, so he often would thin down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. He somehow managed to get away with this for some time.

One day, the local church decided to do a big restoration project. Jack put in a painting bid a...

A Big Moron and a Little Moron Were on a Trestle

The big moron fell off. How did the other stay on?









He was a little more on...

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