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What do wind turbines think of renewable energy?

They're big fans
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What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.
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What do you call a TV show discussing renewable energy?

The solar panel
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What is the gorillaz favorite source of renewable energy?

Windmills, windmills for the land
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After a large drive towards renewable energy... America has declared they will now invade the Netherlands...

To steal their wind!
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What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.
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An Engineer in Hell

One day, an engineer dies. He goes before St Peter and is told that he'll be spending eternity in Hell. So, he goes to Hell, looks around and says to Satan: 'This place sucks'.

The engineer gets to work building a functional fresh water system, air conditions the whole place, builds a sewerag...

Did you know that Germany has one of the highest renewable energy use ratings in the world?

They most certainly use less gas now.
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A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine...

The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
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