Whole Milk Jokes - 9 Hilarious Whole Milk Jokes

What's the difference between 2% milk, whole milk and a pack of cigarettes?

I don't know my father didn't get home from the store yet.

New poll shows that the majority Bernie Sander's supporters like whole milk

But they hate 1%

What did the yogurt say to his ex-girlfriend - the whole milk - when she wouldn't leave him alone?

"You need to *lait* go already."

I was working at a coffee shop, and a priest asked if I have any whole milk

I said "forgive me father, for I have skim"

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What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk?

A stomach cake!

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I told my husband that I was trying to kill him & no one would be able to convict me but he’s not complaining.

It’s the southern way of killing men. Cooking and baking. Real butter, whole milk, Crisco, bacon fat, and my deadly kitchen skills. His time is limited.

What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

White girls be like.

40% Irish, 10% Native American, 5% Scottish,
20% French, 23% German and 2% Whole Milk.

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A PETA activist visits a small ranch in Montana

After meeting the farmhands and inspecting the facilities, the activist asks the rancher:

“So, what do you give to the pigs to eat?”

“Well, pigs don’t need much to live. I give them scraps and food from the fridge that is almost spoilt, that sort of thing.”

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