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Galactose Jokes

What is a Marvel villain's favorite monosaccharide?

Galactose

What do you call a milk monster that wants to take over the universe?

Galactose

What do you call a galaxy that's allergic to milk?

Galactose intolerant.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving away from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy

I’m galactose intolerant

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