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Wesley Jokes

Why can't Wesley Snipes fly anymore?

They don't allow Blades on planes.

How does Wesley serve you a steak dip sandwich?

Au jus wish.

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Princess Buttercup and Wesley were never able to have children

She was inconceivable.

(Not so) famous last words…

Col. Arrow Gant: Ha, at this range they couldn’t hit an ele….

Start Trek Unnamed Ensign: Hey Wesley, look at this cute little…

Me: Honey, what do you think of this vegetable slicer for your Mother’s Day gift…

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The funeral procession.

I used to go fishing with a feller. Wesley, his name was. Miserable bastard, but he loved to fish. He and I would go out all the time. But one day, we were river fishing... when we see a funeral procession going over a bridge and, out of the blue, Wesley stands up, takes off his hat, bows his head. ...

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