I used to go fishing with a feller. Wesley, his name was. Miserable bastard, but he loved to fish. He and I would go out all the time. But one day, we were river fishing... when we see a funeral procession going over a bridge and, out of the blue, Wesley stands up, takes off his hat, bows his head. ...
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Princess Buttercup and Wesley were never able to have children
She was inconceivable.
Why can't Wesley Snipes fly anymore?
They don't allow Blades on planes.
The Princess Bride is bull
When Wesley spends five years building up an immunity to iocane powder, it's romantic and we should idolize him.
But when I do it with rum, I'm an "alcoholic who needs to pay his goddamn child support."