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After a long night at the bar dirk wants to go home.

When he tries to get off of his chair he immediately falls to the ground, the person next to him (Kees) lifts dirk up and insisted on bringing him home. So Kees drags dirk to his car and starts driving.

The whole time dirk tries to say no but can’t get it out because of the pain. Once they a...
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It's been so hot lately, so I finally got a new AC...

and i nicknamed it DIRK cuz it's so clutch against the heat.
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