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Platt Jokes

Early last February this year, I learned that National Grammar Day is celebrated on March 4th; I was looking forward to celebrating with some friends of mine in Toledo, Ohio...

...I made the trip from Nevada by car; it was a wonderful celebration. My friends Jerry, Susan, and Cynthia organized a wonderful event consisting of a host of grammar related activities: proof-reading, sentence structuring, and more.

Susan also turned out to be a wonderful cook; she prepared...

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So I was in a bar...

Guy says to me...

"I used to own this place. I built it up from nothing. But do they call me John the Bar Owner?

No.


I owned the biggest farm in the county for years. I looked after animals and crops. But do they call me John the Farmer?

No.

I ran for Congress...

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