Once there was a British family that was touring the U.S.A. They were driving on the highway and and saw a sign for a stop! So the mother pulls down the road to a rather peculiar place, and stops when they find themselves on a peculiar looking pad.
A man walk out of the building and explain...
Where do you weigh Whales?
At the whale weigh station.
First (last?) date at a carnival
A man met a girl online, and eventually arranged to meet up at the local carnival, which was in town for the weekend. Upon meeting, the guy asked her what she wanted to do first, to which she said "I want to get weighed". Naturally, this wasn't what he expected, but figured what the heck and they ...
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