UPJOKE

Weight lifting sheep

Really raises the bahhhh

What do you call weight lifting on Wall Street?

Capital gains

When it comes to choosing between weight lifting or cardio workouts, I always choose cardio.

Cause it helps me in the long run ;)

Why did the diabetic win the weight lifting competition?

Because he was so good at pumping.

Hello, Im here to subscribe to the gym

+Hello, I'm here to subscribe to the gym
-Are you here because of a New Year Resolution?
+Yes
-We have a one day plan, it includes 4 selfies in the weight lifting area
+Perfect

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