The 17+ Best Harmful Jokes

I took a class recently on the history of food preservation.

In the early days, metal containers were the cheapest and easiest to make, so almost all food was stored in cans. Tin was a particularly soft and easy to mold/shape, and didn’t rust like other options, so most preserved food cans were made of tin.

Things went great for a while, with some food...

I would never vaccinate my kids. That is unnatural, dangerous, pointless, expensive, reckless and harmful.

I take my kids to the doctor so that they can vaccinate them instead.

Turns out cigarettes are harmful to children...

I probably shoulda used an ashtray anyway.

Recycled joke material is more harmful than cigarettes

I've seen the laughter of an entire audience die out from second-hand joke.

New study shows procrastination is as harmful to mental health as alcohol abuse

To combat this, I've decided to form Procrastinators anonymous, please consider joining it!

A teacher got fed up with a student for procrastinating so she presented him with a study showing how putting things off can be harmful.

He responded “Thanks. I’ll read it tomorrow”

Steve Irwin would still be alive today if he put on sunscreen

It protects you from harmful rays

Why did the ambassador have extra resistance to harmful foreign bacteria?

He had diplomatic immunity.

9 out of 10 doctors say dying is harmful to your health.

So did the other one.

By the year 2020, the word "Silly" will be considered Harmful.

It will be replaced by "Seriously Challenged."

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SUMMER CAMP FOR Husbands. Evening classes for men. Starting this month.

*Summer camp*

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of the content, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

*Topic 1.*
How to fill ice-cube trays and why to fill water bottles before putting them back in the fridge.
Step by step with slide pre...

TIL Steve Irwin had a failed "Crocodile Hunter" sunscreen brand.

Apparently it didn't protect you from harmful rays

The benefits of F***ing

1.F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing, don't eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try F***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy....

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How to give your cat a pill

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
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At the time of his death, Steve Irwin was testing a new sunblock...

Turns out it doesn't protect against harmful rays.

A New Metal has been added to Chemistry

Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.

**PHYSICAL PROPERTIES**

- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

**CHEMICAL PROPERTIES** ...

Vaccines

Did you hear about Fred? He passed away.

Really? That's so sad. What happened?

He got vaccinated yesterday and died this morning.

Oh, no. I knew that vaccines were harmful. It killed him!

Actually, he got hit by a car, a Mercedes. So he died from the Benz.

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