Scientists say Hydrostatic pressure from scuba diving is more harmful than previously known.
It just feels like something we all knew deep down.
What should Steve Irwin worn the day he died?
Sunscreen. Know why..? Because it protects you from harmful rays.
I would never vaccinate my kids. That is unnatural, dangerous, pointless, expensive, reckless and harmful.
I take my kids to the doctor so that they can vaccinate them instead.
Turns out cigarettes are harmful to children...
I probably shoulda used an ashtray anyway.
Recycled joke material is more harmful than cigarettes
I've seen the laughter of an entire audience die out from second-hand joke.
A teacher got fed up with a student for procrastinating so she presented him with a study showing how putting things off can be harmful.
He responded “Thanks. I’ll read it tomorrow”
The benefits of F***ing
1.F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing, don't eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. Try F***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy....
New study shows procrastination is as harmful to mental health as alcohol abuse
To combat this, I've decided to form Procrastinators anonymous, please consider joining it!
Why did the ambassador have extra resistance to harmful foreign bacteria?
He had diplomatic immunity.
By the year 2020, the word "Silly" will be considered Harmful.
It will be replaced by "Seriously Challenged."
TIL Steve Irwin had a failed "Crocodile Hunter" sunscreen brand.
Apparently it didn't protect you from harmful rays
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How to give your cat a pill
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. <...
One day a little girl was saying her prayers
She prayed "dear lord I pray for mommy and daddy but grandma's gonna die" Now her dad overheard this from the next room and thought it very odd but he went on with his business. Now the next day he got a call that the grandmother had infact died.
He was deeply troubled by this so the next ni...
At the time of his death, Steve Irwin was testing a new sunblock...
Turns out it doesn't protect against harmful rays.
A New Metal has been added to Chemistry
Name: Woman Symbol: Wm Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
- Boils at any time - Can freeze at any time - Melts if treated with love - Very Bitter if Mishandled
**CHEMICAL PROPERTIES** ...
John didn't wear the mask
**The dialog about John who didn't wear mask and regretted it and his friend**
\- John, put on your mask!
*- No! It's harmful.*
\- John put it on, what are you doing?
*- I ignore the masks*
\- John! Get out of here and don't ever come to a Halloween party l...
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NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN:
**NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN:**
Please be advised that anyone planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a full Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider wheth...
A rabbit is running in the woods, he sees a giraffe smoking pot.
- Dude, don’t smoke it, it’s harmful for your body. Let's keep it healthy, come run with me, and they start running.
A little later they see an elephant prepared to snort cocaine.
- My elephant friend, drop the cocaine, come run with us.
After a little run, they see the lion ...