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Herbicide Jokes

The FDA just approved a new herbicide that only targets seedlings.

It's called Plant B.

I said to my mate, "I think we should feed my wife herbicide."

He said, "weed killer?" "My point exactly," I replied.

A man called Andrew moved from Cork to Dublin to open a flower shop.

He was quite successful and through great marketing, quality product, and reasonable prices, Andrew's Flowers became the top garden shop in all Dublin. Some monks that had a stall set up nearby took notice and, since attendance at the local parish (and the accompanying tithing revenue) was way down,...

My friend Herbert killed himself last night.

Apparently, it was herbicide.

A group of Nuns opened a Flower Shop.

The Nuns started selling small bouquets, and after some success moved on to larger arrangements. Their business grew enough that they were eventually the only place in a ten kilometer radius to sell flowers; and gathered a monopoly on the market.
One day, a couple of Friars opened another green...

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