The FDA just approved a new herbicide that only targets seedlings.
It's called Plant B.
I said to my mate, "I think we should feed my wife herbicide."
He said, "weed killer?" "My point exactly," I replied.
My friend Herbert killed himself last night.
Apparently, it was herbicide.
A man called Andrew moved from Cork to Dublin to open a flower shop.
He was quite successful and through great marketing, quality product, and reasonable prices, Andrew's Flowers became the top garden shop in all Dublin. Some monks that had a stall set up nearby took notice and, since attendance at the local parish (and the accompanying tithing revenue) was way down,...
A group of Nuns opened a Flower Shop.
The Nuns started selling small bouquets, and after some success moved on to larger arrangements. Their business grew enough that they were eventually the only place in a ten kilometer radius to sell flowers; and gathered a monopoly on the market. One day, a couple of Friars opened another green...