Did you hear about the guy who fell into a waterhole?

Well, it's a deep subject.

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The moral of the story.

One day a monkey was walking in the jungle when he heard a terrible screeching sound. He ran on further to find that an Ostrich was stuck in the deep mud near a watering hole. The monkey dare not try to go into the mud, he tried to find a branch from a tree.. but it was too small. He had no rope. Wa...

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A monkey was smoking weed up in a tree...

.. When suddenly a small lizard walked by.

"What are you doing up there?" The Lizard asked

"I'm smoking some weed. You should try some, it's real' good!" The monkey replied.

Not having anything to lose, the lizard accepted.

A little while later, the lizard was feeling thi...

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